HAPPY TUESDAYS!
Here's some nonsense to share.
Random Funnies:
'Amanda, would you like to set up a commune in the trees with me?' (i'm minding my own business making a bed to have someone burst in with this. yes, i fell over laughing)
'Amanda, I'm so glad you're not a slut... I'm glad to have someone in my life that's not a whore..'
(umm, thank you? obviously there's some issues there that might need to be talked out later?)
I went into the kitchen to check out what was left over from breakfast. We get the leftovers, scones, fruit, biscuits, whatever.. (so tasty) I look over to see what there is and I see a bowl of fruit and a line of sliced pineapple. I-love-pineapple. So, under my breath I say, 'oh! pineapple' and do an excited fist bump and slight jig. Then I look to the left and Joe, the guy that makes the breakfast, is standing to the left of me in a little nook in front of the freezer. Somehow I hadn't noticed him...
Awe-some.. 'yea, you weren't supposed to see that...'
End of random funnies.
I am thoroughly entertained by THESE BOOKS! I would have such a hayday.. and I want them. The time is not right for me, BUT! In the name of all that is good in the world! Look them up and be entertained.
One day I will have you for my own and it will be joyous.
I've done some research of hitrecord.com (CLICK HERE!! doo ittt!) and I think it might be one of the coolest things every invented. To the point that I would totally dig owning these books because I luf them. I think they're cool.
AAAAAAND!
Guess who will be home in ONE WEEK FROM TODAY!!!?? Oh, my super stellar sycophantic puke of a friend, Soren B. He's returning from his mission and I am stoked! Please note this picture and the awesome Space Force vest he's wearing. Yup, I sent it to him. Thank you Target dollar bins for your hours of entertainment... yes yes. I realize that I'm a nerd. You don't need to tell me.
And with that, I close. Today is a great day. I have declared it so.
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