Dear Public Consumer:

I come to you as a humble, lowly clothing retail associate. I realize that my position is solely based on your participation in my store and I appreciate that you come through such great lengths to come in and see what new things we have to offer. I also realize that I am here to help you find what you are looking for, or at least something that catches your eye. I am here to serve you; in a way. 

However. I am not on this planet to pick up after you. If a product falls on the floor, have the common decency to pick it up and replace it at least in some resemblance of where it came from. If you opt to not buy the 400 outfits that you have tried on, that's fine. You don't even need to replace them, I will do it. (And actually I would prefer it if you didn't.) 

In spite of that, some prefer to leave their no longer potential purchases in the dressing room... on the hanger, inside out. Now, explain to me why you go through the whole effort of putting it BACK on the hanger if you aren't putting it on the right way. My favorite thing is to walk into a dressing room and find a huge mess of a pile of clothes on the floor. Thank you customer. Now, you may be one of the masses who might just say.. well, it's their job. I apologize for that asinine assumption. Where I am happy to help you with whatever you ask (within reason of the store), I think it's rude and disrespectful of me and the time I also need to spend helping all the other customers and cleaning and organizing the store to pick up after your dumping ground. I find it particularly offensive when I open up the dressing room for another customer to find a mess of clothes strewn in that small space. The only thing I can compare it to, and this is what I honestly think of, is going into a bathroom stall to find someone had taken a dump and decided against flushing.  

I realize that this may ring on deaf ears OR will not be read by those who need to hear it, but it doesn't stop me from speaking against this behavior. It's infuriating to pick up after people of all ages and most of which should know better. (I won't even mentioned the ************'s that continuously steal.) I will carry on serving under this command and will continuously clean up after you, but realize that there is a person behind the Vanity name plate who doesn't appreciate it when you take a dump in the dressing room. 

Yours Affectionately,

ari